It's Always a #$@&%* Porsche

"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
03/09/2018 at 10:14 • Filed to: Gasketcam, Porsche 911 Carrera Cabriolet

Turn signals and mirrors, how do they work? (Language warning. I had just left the chiropractor so I was in some pain and feeling saltier than usual.) I love how when he goes back to the left lane after the Challenger passes and nobody is over there that it might be a good time to actually use a signal.

DISCUSSION (15)

Long-Voyager > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
03/09/2018 at 10:18

What an asshat.

Nice music btw.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
03/09/2018 at 10:19

Hah! for once it is not a BMW

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Long-Voyager
03/09/2018 at 10:20

Thanks. If you aren’t familiar, it’s Mariachi El Bronx which is a mariachi side-project/alter ego of LA punk band The Bronx.

Maxima Speed > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
03/09/2018 at 10:20

Word of advice. Go to a real osteopathic doctor, I promise you the difference is phenomenal, and you can acutually get better with time instead of just a temporary fix. I have also never left an osteopath hurting, it hurts while they’re working but not afterwords. Anyways just thought I’d let you know.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
03/09/2018 at 10:23

He must’ve left the ophthalmologist’s office right around when you left the chiropractor’s.

He clearly mistook the crest for a roundel.

Long-Voyager > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
03/09/2018 at 10:29

I like oddball stuff sometimes.

Arrivederci > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
03/09/2018 at 10:29

What a dipshit! I shouldn’t defend him, but 911 cabs are tough to see out of, you were definitely in his blind spot. That said, 100% asshat - it’s his responsibility to ensure the lane is clear before merging... and to use his blinker.

fintail > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
03/09/2018 at 10:33

Fine time for high beams/rage honk or a pit maneuver.

Urambo Tauro > Arrivederci
03/09/2018 at 10:37

Yeah you’d think that such poor visibility would make it impossible to forget to use a blinker.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Arrivederci
03/09/2018 at 10:55

Yeah - the initial cut over I don’t mind as much as the lack of signal (I would’ve given him space to come over, because it was clear the Challenger was closing fast but I didn’t know for sure at first if he was coming over or just drifting in his lane) or the lack of changing anything once I hit the horn. If he had either sped up into the gap or gone back over to the left until I could give him room I wouldn’t have been annoyed enough to save the video.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Maxima Speed
03/09/2018 at 10:58

Thanks. I actually go to a guy who calls what he does “complete therapy” - it is more than just adjustments. I have a whole exercise routine at home and then at the office there are several things we do before the adjustments to help stretch my neck and correct spine curvature. I’ve been going for a few years now and it has helped a lot. Usually it doesn’t hurt but this week I slacked a little on my exercises and the neck-stretch contraption made me pretty sore.

Arrivederci > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
03/09/2018 at 12:16

Slow lane changes without a blinker always piss me smooth off. Like you said - hard to tell if they’re wandering or actually changing lanes. Good thing you were paying attention.

Rico > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
03/09/2018 at 15:31

Instead he or she should stop being a little baby and hit the fucking accelerator since they were going to go back into the left lane anyway!

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Rico
03/09/2018 at 15:35

Right? It’s a dang 911. I’m not at my desk anymore to upload the rest, but he went back in that lane for like half a mile then quickly cut across all 5 lanes for the IH10 exit. At least he signaled when he did that though.

Rico > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
03/09/2018 at 15:41

Terrible smh